HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! same thing happened to use, except it didn't get water all over the floor. Our plumber is coming tomorrow morning. Too funny.
It's beautiful. I laughed. I cried. Then I picked myself back up and decided that you should submit it to some sort of a poem book. DO they have those? Are there ones about plumbers? I bet there are.
Your prose is mesmerizing.
I love your poem, but am VERY sorry about the inspiration for it. Hopefully the plumber doesn't cause a second poem about empty bank accounts.