Hello. I am Monster. I am a 8 year old Siamese who enjoys long romps outside, butter, and the occasional scratch. I am MUCH smarter than you, so don't even bother. I dislike dogs, Harper, and dogs named Harper. Oh, and baths. *shudder* Favorite pastimes include curling up on top of books, computers, and anywhere there might be a hand to pat me. I only drink water out of a running faucet, will knock anything left on a nightstand to the floor, and do not sleep past 6am. Ever. You better not, or I will sit on your face. Welcome to my world. You may stay if you pat me and give me butter.
This is the female. She likes to put words in my mouth (if you can't tell). I blame her for bringing the beast into our house, even if she claims dad wanted the German Shepherd, not her. I don't believe it. SOMETIMES, I still love her, but usually dad. She did rescue me as a stray, after all. But she likes to move. I have lived in 6 places with her. In 5 years. Stop moving, lady. She likes to study for lots of tests, too, but stopped doing that awhile ago. At least someone is around to feed me.