This weekend's excitement brought to you by the letter...G

Gas.  You either stink up the place, empty our wallets, or pollute the planet.  Ok, I may be a little bitter.  However, I'm also currently missing a lot of eyelash and eyebrow on my right eye, as well as a few chunks of hair.  Not too visible, but pretty darn stinky.

Chris asked me to turn on the grill for him.  No biggie.  Done it a million times.  This time, however, the clicker took a bit too long to light, and I ended up with a giant fireball chasing me down.  Scary, smelly, and I miss my eyelashes.  Bah.

Aren't I talented in paint? :P