I've had some keyword doozies this month. I can't believe some of the search terms that have led people to this site! Now, I mean no offense if that's any of you currently reading, but I just had to share.
1) "Longest version of happy birthday"
I have no idea what I wrote that satisfied that...or why you'd want to know? Is there someone you really want to make squirm while you drag out the singing?
2) "I am a monster and need to change"
Honestly, I find this kind of scary. And I also think that the search is somewhat vague. You'd think someone would search about addiction, or personality disorders, or...I don't know. I'm speculating. But just a cure for monster-hood? Mystifying.
3) "Joke of Mother Nature (5 pics)"
I know that I wrote about a joke of mother nature. But in complete opposition to the last search, I find this perplexingly specific. Not 4 pictures? Not 6 pictures? Only 5.
4) "People who dont look pregnant when they are"
Well, thanks! That picture was from 26 weeks, I believe.
5) "Man cave Penn state"
And this one just makes me sad. Because it's all too true. Both that I gave in and let my husband have a Penn State man cave...and that the flood destroyed it. Mother Nature had a GREAT sense of humor on that one. ;)